pastageek

ello everybody. I love watching sumo on youtube. I'm not really sure what tv channels to watch. There really is nothing like fat people trying to take each other down. I'm interested in learning some of their techniques. I currently weigh only 322 pounds, but I'm going for 360 so I can have a pound for every degree in a circle. There are about 2.2 (the exact number is irrational) pounds in a kilogram, so then one day I will have a kilogram for every degree in a circle. I'm currently going for a double major of physics and chemistry. I hope one day to work as NASA to help increase their fuel efficiency so that one day I can be the first sumo astronaut.

Argness from them. If my browser doesn't start in less than one nanosecond, it is taking too long. When I first start up my computer and even after that it takes 5 mins or greater for it to start. And that is just getting to the plugin updates.

Exil, have I done anything wrong or is everyone here always @ each other's throats?

On second thought, no need to answer that. Oops looks like I just did.

That appears to be rather at odds with your presence on this forum, however. It may come as a bit of a culture shock to me, but knowing that sumo exists and having once heard about that Akebono guy is unlikely to be considered "having an interest in sumo" by, well, just about everyone here. Especially if you're passing the time by plastering unfunny posts all over Off-Topic and Test. (Rickrolling? Really? Were you comatose during the last three years or so?) Hostility? No, just a general vibe that you seem to have stumbled through the wrong door. It's not that I haven't watched any sumo @ all, that's just all I knew off the top of my head since his has been the only bio I read so far. I'm a newb that the sumo culture and I thought that this might be an interesting place to start. So sue me for not being able to jump right into serious discussion of individual ppl. I wanted to do some research later about them. About the test forum, I thought no one was going to read that. I was just seeing how animated gifs reacted and was going to do more later on. No I havn't been comatose for the last 3 years. It was just a test. What was the problem? Culture shock to you? No but to me yes. No matter where I go, even if I have something in common with people, they seem to have the want to be anal pig dogs to me because I have an altogether different sense of humor and very different view of things. I honestly thought randomitsuki was being nice and understanding. Last time I will ever make that mistake. Hey how could I have known you ppl would be like this? Just a risk I take when trying to talk to ppl I guess. It's amazing humanity hasn't gone beyond that. Mayan dooms day or not (probably not) no wonder it seems humanity wouldn't seem to live to see the end. As far as "unfunny" well that is subjective. Doesn't take a complex person to figure that out either. Plenty of ppl have thought my humor funny.

Is that a fact?

Well if you must know Asashosakari, I like most ppl like to talk with others who have similar interests. On the internet, a forum is one of the best ways to do this. It doesn't take a complex individual to figure that out either, but I see that you ppl are becoming increasingly hostile for I don't know why. If I've broken some unwritten etiquette or you think I have violated some rule, please explain in detail. Don't assume that I can read you mind.

No problem. I have just performed a Troll Turing Test. You failed. So thanking you for sticking up for me is failing a troll turing test? That really doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Could you please enlighten me on your logic?

Thank you Randomitsuki. That's very kind of you.

Hey, it's "confronting people with their erroneous self-image" week! This one seems to be a compulsive responder, too, just like the other one... Hey it's "let's make erroneous assumptions about people to make them try to break down" week! (yes I do catch on to that kind of stuff very quickly seeing that's its happened in both the regular and virtual world on other times. I'm not fool when it comes to human behavior.) So are you saying I shouldn't reply in a timely manner when I can? Does it irritate you? Sorry if I'm not following some untyped etiquette. Who is this "other one..."? please explain his or her behavior if it isn't too much trouble.

So I guess you don't want to tell me why you asked my age even though none of your business? Fine I guess. Do you think me psycho? I don't think myself to be psycho, I just like to have a good time rofling @ things most ppl wouldn't find humor in. And nice try.

Ok Here is a float for you 6.5 (not my real age F.Y.I.). As far as someone having that power over the net just by psychoanalysis, well now I wonder how old you are (or rather how old you act). But I am curious as to why you brought up my age in the first place. Does my humor seem strange or immature to you? Not many ppl get my humor or care to share in it. Most prefer to live in their own little narrow world with less than optimum rofling. Is there any particular school of psycho-thought that you belong to?

A late bloomer to what? Are you insinuating that I'm stupid? You also really didn't answer my question. Could you give me a number (preferably an integer) that is the age you think I am? Not that I'm going to tell you my age because well frankly it is probably none of your business. But since you are apparently trying to psychoanalyze me, I would at least like a more detailed report.

Honestly the only professional one I've read about was Akebono or rather his real first name of Chad. I found out about him because I was curious who was the heaviest sumo. He as well as the amateur one of Many Yarborough are some of the biggest ppl I've ever seen outside of random TLC and DSC ppl. They are my new heroes because there is nothing like big ppl duking it out and slamming each other. I've done some sumo wrestling w/ my fellow fat friends be we really don't measure up to that huge Hawaiian. Ah well if only there could be black belts in sumo. And the degrees would also be even cooler if perhaps after a certain integer there could be transfinite number degrees as well. Would also be cool to have a √2 degree black belt. that would make my day. If you want to read more I posted something about substatins and sumo wrestlers in this off topic forum.

I know inertia isn't everything on the dirt, but still it helps a lot. I personally would be ok anywhere from 600 to 1000. I hope one day to be the first sumo :-) cyborg. So just wondering what everyone here would like to weight if they could be the best sumo the could be.

Slightly too old to be classified as kid but not so old that I call people whipper snappers and keep a straight face. So Freud, how old canst thou surmise that I be?

Yeah, but there is the added problem of thousands of years of radioactivity that hurricanes can't touch. I agree that I would be astounded if humans were around to see the end of the world, but I have grown quite attached to them regardless. Thanks so very much for being attached to us Prof. Xavier.

Right, because a thread called "Largest Weight you would like to be" is so obviously about the rules of sumo. You are off-topic in your own topic. Which is why it is in Off-topic. And personally I always thought Keith Floyd looked better without Photoshop. Good point. can't argue with that about being off topic in my own. lol btw, I don't have photoshop, that was just something silly I did with MS-paint. hope you liked it.

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Let this one make your mouth water because it is yokozuna of its type

you know the rules and so do I... hahaha rick rolled again

never gona give you up... you just got rick rolled

Let's give a big hurray for another piece of hard to use crap from the open source world. (Bye, bye...) (Clapping wildly...) (Yusho winner...) (I am not worthy...) Don't get me wrong I like open source stuff, cause I like free and I like to be able to look @ d4 s0rce w/o being considered a misfit by the industry, but these fellow nerds of mine need to quit making ultra hard to use utilities and apps and wipe their 31337ist smirks off their faces and get serious about programming. I'm just past newb in C# and Java and I already feel like slapping people for silly design choices. Oh that feels good to get off my chest. Sluggish and crashing browsers make me want to fart on them.

♪Maya he! Maya who? Maya HaHa!♪ Well not sure why the implicit bashing of Christianity is going on since the Rapture is very unrelated to Mayan calendar. I would call that character assassination, slippery slope, and equivocation. At least such an argument has some element from each those. Would probably be a good idea to know about an idea before you start associating it with every random item one can come up with. Anyway, I don't give it a second thought. If something interesting happens that coincides with the end of the Mayan "odometer" then cool. If not, I will move on.

Shalom to thee sumo wrestler or fan. So what is does that Hebrew txt mean? What is this that is observed?