Burajirotono

No joke, Jack! 4 straight zenshos to the top! Gambateeee Ichiiii!!!!

Rationally i agree with Asashosakari... But my heart says: Ichinooooooo jooooooooou!

Weeeeelllll.... Is not like i'm trying to jinx the guy but...You do need two major pectoralis muscles to properly grab a mawashi, you boys know...i don't think the stem cells researchers can make it in 3 basho´s time...

"Paternalistic"... That´s a precise word...Fat people can drive normaly, just looks at United States roads...

OOOOOOMMMMGGGG! I was very busy and just have the chance to see that shit now!!!! Parabeny Mr. Gorgadzy!!! Ty velikolepen!!! Sooooo happy here!!!

He should had buyed a riquixá and a coat. This "no driving" rule is so dumb.

If Tochi clinches the yusho will be a great lesson and example to injured rikishi's: Health first, ranking second. Come on pink bear; dont let us down!

My little cousin Nino for now have just 25 kgs but i'm teaching him some techniques and i definitely thinks he´s Yokozuna material!

Yuki is rocking this basho! Tochiseiryu gambateeeeee!!!

Caralho! Ichinojo what was that? You should not do that with an old man. So we do have a basho afterall! I cant wait for Ichi X Tochi! Will be like the ghostbuster´s marshmellow´s monster clashing The Thing. Kakuryu, why? Why another lousy pull? Must be injured, no one is that dumb... Giku; hair pulling is for little girls, dont do it, man. Takayasu´s yusho?

True. He was very generous. So do you guys thinks Kise is going to sit untill Nagoya? Well maybe i should call him Kyujosato....

Yokozuna Kinboshisato - The Stars Giver Terunofuji will fight again? If he gets an KK i will became a jehova´s witness... Anyone knows about the extension of Onosho´s injury?

Many years ago i worked in a tennis magazine...The whole "tennis world" is very weird and i have some funny stories from those times... One time (2004 or 05) i was covering a important (well...Important for brazilian standards) tournament with my editor... The Campari was one of the tournament sponsors and they put a little stand near to the courts to offers booze for free to the vip public and the press (actually for the vips only but we drinked too anyway) and my editor, a very stereotyped old jornalist, was drinking like there will be no tomorow (since day one)... On the last day we got an exclusive interwiew with the champion, a 17 years old boy who beats the favorites, it was late and my editor was like pissed drunk...He actually make more askings about football than tennis and was being totaly inconvenient, huging the little champion and spitting in his face with his drunken talk. The staff of the boy was becoming angrier and angrier and than the fucker grabed the boy for the neck and asked face to face; "you are so shy...Are you still a virgin?" The boy got red like tochinoshin on a bout and we got kicked out by the staff. The kid´s name? Rafa...Rafa Nadal...True storie, guys.

-Football: Because im brazilian. Every man in Brasil likes football. My team is the greatest in the world; São Paulo Futebol Clube. We arent in a good moment right now but its a matter of time to get back on track. Funny thing is that most of the real football fans in Brasil dont cares for our famous national selection, we like the clubs much more. -Boxe: Im a huge fan and i used to train when i was younger, my grandfather was an amateur boxer but he was kind of lame to go pro....Rsrsrsrs. Im crazy about the great ones like Ali and Chavez. Today my love goes for Canelo and GGG and im dieing to see them get together again! -Female volleyball: I adore to watch those lovely girls. I hate masculine volley. ...But ozumo is my favorite! I'm kind of famous between my friends for this bizarre taste. They all kwon that calling me for a party or something during a basho is pointless...

Cool throw by Ishiura. Why Mr. Ichinojo? Why you keep given me hope? It's just mean! Poor Mitakeumi, that was brutal... Hinkakuryu looks like a monk, well done sir.

Kise means high audience and money. He is doomed, but kyokai will continue to cash in with the public´s hope.

Perfect, so i will change my name to Margarita. I like Bloody Mary most but Margaritas aren´t so bad. Actually you gave me an ideia for tonight! Mahahaha I guess that thread is AB (after Burajirotonosan)...

Nice Ichi! To Absorb that hairy tachiai and win the bout you have to be a mammoth. Onosho my boy...Just take it easy! If Mitakeumi gets a zensho i will change my name to Dolores. Maybe this will be Daieishou´s basho?

Salvê (Hi!) my dears! In any individual sport we all have a personal ranking with some sweethearts and the guys we hate/dislike. I see long discussions here, where people do impressive acrobatic argumentations, but in the end those discussions are just about users defending their favorite rikishis or attacking the dislike ones. How about we all be honest and open our “heart´s banzuke”? (again, sorry about my shitty English, I´m will (not) try to gambarize and improve) This is mine banzuke; it's a combination between skills admiration and well…Nonsense. Yokozuna east Ichinojo: Yes, the big boy is my favorite rikishi. I know, I know…He is hopeless. But the man is such a character! The tribal background and the "gentle giant" type just stole my hart. I think Big Jo is the coolest rikishi ever. It’s a hard guy to cheer but he always fouls me and gives me the false impression that someday he will be sticked by a bee and turn in to an unstoppable yorikiri machine! Yw Kaisei: Got to support my homie from São Paulo! Amassa esses puto, Rica! Oe Hakuho: If you love sumo you got to love the GOAT. Mothafucka nails every efficient kimarite. Maybe he is not the perfect hinkaku zuna but shit…I´m crazy about the Hak. I guess the extra pushes are some kind of bok heritage, he just have to crush the opponents to the ground, I mean... You cant stop a train in 5 secs, I have seeing he doing this in keiko against makushita boys, so I guess its just his way of mastering the ring…Long live to the boss, the dohyo´s devil, Mr. Monkhbatin Davaajargal. Ow Oooonoooshoooo: How awesome is this kid? Baby face, red mawashi and fuzzy sumo! Se Takakeisho: Pretty much the same. The little ball of fury! His bout against the Hak was my favorite of 2017. Sw Yoshikaze; until I saw an enterwiew with him I was thinking if he´s got some kind of retardation or something. Spirit, technique, puffy eyes and blood. That’s it. Yoshi always deliver fun! I Love the guy. Ke Kotoshogiku; Back stretch, salt toss and gaburigaburigaburi! Hope Giku just keep on doing his thing for long time. Who cares about rankings anyway? Kw Terunofuji: Monster power, Terunossaurus Mongoliensis. The man is zuna´s material and that knee is a shame for sumo lovers… Me1 Tochinoshin: He looks like a dock´s worker from the Baltic Sea. But loading fat japanese men instead cargo. Unfortunately the knee, the damn knee… Mw1 Sakokurai: The slick mongolchinese man. He is always a dangerous guy to fight. Not so much power but many many tricks. Me2 Daeishomaru: I don’t know why I cheer for him…I guess its feel like watching a giant baby being beat by rikishis, so I cheer to him just…you know…Don’t get himself broken there… Mw2 Ura: just the same, but with a baby girl (because of the mawashi). A giant baby girl on meth and speed, running around the dohyo. Awesome. Me3 Tamawashi: What I like in him it´s a thing we in Brasil call “catimba”… I really like the way he does a lot of mattas and stuff like that to mess with opponents heads before the bout, his oshi isn´t so bad too… Mw3 Oosunarashi: Bald, hairy and egypcian. What else we can ask from a rikishi? Me3 Chyotaryu: Bam! Bout is over. Love his “all in” style. Well actually I can do this all way to higher makushita, but I guess this is enough BS! I really have a Burajirotono banzuke in my head and I always cheer for one of the guys. Every bout. (except on Chiyoshouma-arawashi bouts. That bout just freaks me out). What about my dislikes? I hate nobody but I don’t like Kisenosato and Endo. Kise because he is Hak nemesis (I cant see any sumo fan liking them both), I will die thinking his second yusho was yaocho. He could be a great ozeki but they made him a shitty yokozuna. Endo gets much more kensho than he deserves for his mediocre sumo, when i sayed to my girlfriend that he is consider beautiful in japan she laughted her shit off; "no way, they all look the same, fuck". Endo just bothers me. That’s all folks! Ichinojooooo gambateeeeeeeeeee!

I guess i forgot to end my comment with a "haha" to make it clear

The gyoji is blind? The other guy´s foot clearly touched the ground first!!! I love this kid, he is tring to write his name in sumo history in the only way he can! Hattoriiiiiii gambateeeee!!!

Man, all this case stinks bad! Is hard to have a clean vision of the incident here in the oposite side of the globe, and, as a guy who did some journalism i can not be desonest and jump in to conclusions...But some facts are screaming: Takanohana conduced the case in a very shady way. This is a fact. I dont see the world as a place with totaly bad and totaly good men...Like Hak is the hero and Taka the demon or vice versa, but we sure have a backstage war ongoing. Taka plays for Harumafuji´s intai, he knowed that in public´s mind (even, maybe, in a subconcious level) he is the guy who breaked the japanese zuna...So it was a ball ready to be kicked as we say here in Brasil. This is also a fact. Hak is getting older and the (dai) yokozuna spot will be open, vultures are smelling rotten flesh... Latet anguis in herba.

Kotoyuki will kill someone in the audience someday.... I Really enjoyed arawashi´s win, niiiice sotogake. Hope Ichi can put a KK, he is fighting so hard. Tochi and Mita are looking so fine, but i still think this one is going to Kak...I mean Mita never got more them 11 and Tochi 12 wins, so i guess that even if the Yokozuna loses tomorrow he still can menage this. Im definetly cheering for Tochi, and i think Mita have a bright future, but Kak have so much in the line...He will make it.

Daaaamn i didn't know that Georgia is an habitat for rhinos. I love Shoudai´s move against Ichi. This kid Asanoyama is sharp or what? Sato and Onosho are the public sweetharts right now but...I dont know...Maybe he is the one...we shall see. My chips are in Kak, i dont see how the other contenders can stole this one from him.