Fujisan 533 Posted July 25, 2008 Policeman "Step out of the car with you hands up........." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryK 38 Posted July 25, 2008 (edited) Admit -- in the garage is where you hid all the chocolates? Edited July 25, 2008 by HenryK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asojima 2,874 Posted July 25, 2008 Kaio amuses Haku and the gyoji with his famous story about the transmission mechanic and the farmer's daughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,527 Posted July 25, 2008 (edited) Hakuhou: "I'm not a dentist, but that upper back tooth sure looks all rotten to me.." U: "Man, it's been killing me for the last few weeks - I can't sleep.." "And then she turns around and I see those two gigantic..well.." Tsukebito in the back: "There he goes with his exaggerations again..' Miyagino: "I can't wait to go tell my mistress about this.." Edited July 25, 2008 by Kintamayama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,527 Posted July 25, 2008 (edited) Hakuhou: "I shall help you cross the street, old man!" U:"Thank you, young man. My eyesight is not what it used to be, and my back is very painful. Lead the way!!" Curtain. Edited July 25, 2008 by Kintamayama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hidenohana 0 Posted July 26, 2008 Hakuhou: "I'm not a beauty therapist, but that upper lip sure looks awfully swollen to me.." U: "Man,first time round, they pumped in too much collagen . I'm thinking of having the lower lip done-even it out.." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hidenohana 0 Posted July 26, 2008 Miyagino: "I can't wait to go tell my mistress about this." Hakuho: "You might as well.Hers was the only urine sample to give a positive reading on the pregnancy test..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hidenohana 0 Posted July 26, 2008 Hakuhou: "The way is long and arduous!Prithee comfort me in this hour of need old man!" U:"Calm thy fevered brow my young liege. My eyesight is not what it used to be, and my back is very painful.Yet I will lead the way!!" [Exeunt with slow drum roll] (hidenohana: In case you're wondering,I've running low on creativity today. So I'm nicking Kintamayama's ideas) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites