Kuroyama 715 Posted September 22, 2015 Sure. And there are chances to be reborn as an earthworm and end up in the holy dohyo itself. You can't get any closer.With my luck I'd poke my head out of the soil just in time to see Gagamaru's ass accelerating toward me at 9.8 m/sec^2. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandaazuma 1,310 Posted September 23, 2015 Looks like you touched a nerve, Moti! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shimodahito 317 Posted September 23, 2015 I wish him the best of luck. Every sumo fan needs a sumo partner.... Some of my exes had to go 'cause they didn't like sumo. I want to know how many replies he gets... It could be a brilliant idea. Now to start saving for my next trip.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
808morgan 814 Posted September 23, 2015 Actually *watching* is not in the cards until that future visit to Japan...Quite easy: turn buddhist, die quickly, and get reborn as a fly - unlimited access everywhere, baby! Well reincarnation is not mentioned in the ancient Buddhist teachings, but a fly only lives 15-30 days depending on conditions so you won't get to the next basho! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
808morgan 814 Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) This White American Male 37, speaks Japanese, looking for a fasting man with dohyo side seats to escort me to the Kokugikan tomorrow, it's ok if you are fasting, I can do all the eating and drinking. Afterwards you can take me to get chanko down the street. (Tokyo) Edited September 23, 2015 by 808morgan 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pica-Pica 24 Posted September 23, 2015 It all sounds perfectly innocent to me..... (In a state of confusion...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hakuhonofan 334 Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) He should've mentioned to come watch Endo. He might have better luck. :-P Edited September 23, 2015 by Hakuhonofan 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuroimori 1,634 Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) He should've mentioned to come watch Endo. He might have better luck. :-P He better tells that he is a friend of Endo and has access to the shitaku-beya... ;-) Edited September 23, 2015 by kuroimori 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 67 Posted September 23, 2015 He should've mentioned to come watch Endo. He might have better luck. :-P He better tells that he is a friend of Endo and has access to the shitaku-beya... ;-) Then you'll just attract girls who want to date Endo, not you! In my experience most of the sumo fangirls watching were fans of the rikishi. I'm not sure if you would be able to compete with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Treblemaker 254 Posted September 23, 2015 Actually *watching* is not in the cards until that future visit to Japan...Quite easy: turn buddhist, die quickly, and get reborn as a fly - unlimited access everywhere, baby! nice plan, but still tough to make it through a 15 day basho Especially if you're a gnat. Might not make through one bout... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shimodahito 317 Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Endo as bait? You'll get an experienced, more knowledgable sumo partner if you remind them Terao is a judge. Edited September 24, 2015 by shimodahito 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,504 Posted September 24, 2015 Endo as bait? You'll get an experienced, more knowledgable sumo partner if you remind them Terao is a judge. Except Terao is kyujo this basho. Are you not reading my well-crafted posts?? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
