Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 4, 2018 (edited) A dark shadow is cast over a castle in Ramat Gan. Hunched over his computer, an old man is holding a sufganiya in one hand and typing slowly with the other. He appears to be well-trained in one hand typing, but that's another story. "I am late.." he mutters to himself as the hot jam oozes out of the sufganiya. The hanukkiah is burning with three candles-the two regular and the shamash. The old man, living alone now with his trusted dog Yuki tries to come up with a witty invitation to his GTB game. He has writer's block. "I have writer's block!!", he says to himself out loud, too loud, startling Yuki. The 4th sufganiyah he just devoured is sitting heavily on his chest. "I must start a diet on Sunday," he says, as he struggles to get up to make himself a corned beef on rye with mayonnaise, tomatoes and pickles double sandwich. December and still no sign of real winter in Ramat Gan. Drrring drrring? Nothing to see here today, folks. Nothing at all. A bell tolls somewhere. Maybe in Ireland. The night is quiet, the Prime Minister is still under investigation, and the old man is dying to finish watching "Narcos- Mexico" on Netflix. "Wouldn't it be cool if the guys from the DEA were nicknamed "Narcops"? he asks Yuki "No, you fat bastard!" answers the dog and turns away. He sits down to have his gigantic sandwich anyway, as the dog farts awkwardly. We shall now leave him to his meal, then. Hopefully, he will live to see another day. In case you were wondering, this is an invitation to play GTB (Guess the Banzuke), the only sumo game played between basho come what May. Or July. Or November. Rules: Guess the Banzuke. Simple. You get two points for a bulls-eye and one point for just getting the rank right. You get no points for playing with the dreidel. Tiebreakers - Most total guesses, then, we check the banzuke backwards - getting the lower half right will be important. The most correct guesses in the last ten places will win the tiebreaker. If still tied , we go up a ranking at a time like a penalty shootout. It's up to you to check if you are on the list of entries. It's going to be your fault if you don't notice that your entry went missing in the Internet void. No late entries will be expected or accepted. For rules, standings and latkes:http://www.dichne.com/Guess.htm For the nifty entry form:http://sumodb.sumoga...b/GTBEntry.aspx For the "new" archives:http://sumodb.sumoga...gtbarchive.aspx Free online live sumo for foreign sumo fans as well!!http://inyourdreams-suckers.tv Deadline- TUESDAY (that's right - TUESDAY), December 18th, 2018 at 18:00 GMT ("Great Moves, Takakeishou!!"") - PLEASE NOTE-THIS IS ONE WEEK BEFORE THE OFFICIAL BANZUKE ANNOUNCEMENT !! NEW!!! The Awesome GTB Helper, conceived by Tsuchinoninjin - makes making an entry a piece of cake!! Special thanks to Andoreasu who runs it, Doitsuyama who automates and maintains it and to Judah the Maccabee for gambarizing. Edited December 24, 2018 by Kintamayama 3 3 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oshirokita 188 Posted December 4, 2018 Question about scoring - for Yokozuna picks, is a wrong Y2e pick worth 1 or 0? E.g. If I guess Kakuryu as Y2e but he actually ends up staying at Y1W. I had assumed 0, but comments in the forum elsewhere suggested 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bumpkin 438 Posted December 4, 2018 Just now, Oshirokita said: Question about scoring - for Yokozuna picks, is a wrong Y2e pick worth 1 or 0? E.g. If I guess Kakuryu as Y2e but he actually ends up staying at Y1W. I had assumed 0, but comments in the forum elsewhere suggested 1. 1 point. You got the rank correct but not a bulls eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 19,358 Posted December 4, 2018 The Google sheet is up-to-date. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rocks 1,809 Posted December 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Kintamayama said: corned beef on rye with mayonnaise, This the the joke part of this post right? You don't actually put mayonnaise on corned beef do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 4, 2018 23 minutes ago, Rocks said: This the the joke part of this post right? You don't actually put mayonnaise on corned beef do you? I live on mayonnaise. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jakusotsu 5,981 Posted December 5, 2018 Funny. Just yesterday me and my friend were wondering if anybody would be so perverted to eat bratwurst with mayonnaise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Jakusotsu said: Funny. Just yesterday me and my friend were wondering if anybody would be so perverted to eat bratwurst with mayonnaise. Even I wouldn't go so far. Mustard, that's the correct condiment. Hot mustard. Coleman's. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) So, what's the deal with Takanoiwa? Will he be ranked? Will there be a blank spot like back when? If so, how will it be scored? Many rhetorical questions.. Edited December 7, 2018 by Kintamayama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandaazuma 1,310 Posted December 7, 2018 34 minutes ago, Kintamayama said: So, what's the deal with Takanoiwa? Will he be ranked? Will there be a blank spot like back when? If so, how will it be scored? Many rhetorical questions.. I was going to ask this too. I assume that the entry won't allow 41 so everyone will just have to put Takanoiwa in as if he were still active. That would then ensure that no one would score with Takanoiwa and of course also that the maximum possible score would be 82. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaeucherLax 288 Posted December 7, 2018 He resigned before the Banzuke announcement... so they could still even it out if they wanted to but hasn't the committee met already? Are there any similar cases in the past that I don't know about? How did the committee handle it on those occasions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asojima 2,874 Posted December 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, RaeucherLax said: How did the committee handle it on those occasions? They blanked out the name on the banzuke for the rank at which they had placed the missing rikishi. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asashosakari 19,358 Posted December 7, 2018 I don't think Takanoiwa is important enough to get the blank-out treatment like Asashoryu did. Everybody else* who did get blanked was dismissed, not merely intai. * Yeah, yeah, Tokitsuumi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) I think that he should be treated as usual. If he's on the banzuke and you guessed his spot-the usual. If he'a blanked out- no points for everyone. Seems quite straightforward to me.. Edited December 8, 2018 by Kintamayama 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandaazuma 1,310 Posted December 8, 2018 Well I am in. It was suspiciously simple this time...which of course means a 6-9. ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 11, 2018 A week to go. 31 entries so far. The horror. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaeucherLax 288 Posted December 16, 2018 I am in. Spoiler: This Basho's make koshi is brought to you by ""mulled wine from the local Christmas market". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 16, 2018 Two days to go. 52 entries. My. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinrei 47 Posted December 16, 2018 (edited) On 04/12/2018 at 15:53, Asashosakari said: The Google sheet is up-to-date. @Asashosakari :: If you're interested, here's another idea for the running total of slots filled for the predicted banzuke. =COUNTUNIQUE(I4:I29)+COUNTUNIQUE(K4:K29) & "/42" Edited December 16, 2018 by Shinrei Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rocks 1,809 Posted December 17, 2018 On 16/12/2018 at 10:06, RaeucherLax said: I am in. Spoiler: This Basho's make koshi is brought to you by ""mulled wine from the local Christmas market". Me too. Good luck! We need to step it up this basho after the disaster last one. I went with Kisenosato at Y1e. I figure this is his last chance to hold that rank so they'll use his showing up in November to give it to him. Intai from Y1e is always nice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaeucherLax 288 Posted December 17, 2018 35 minutes ago, Rocks said: I went with Kisenosato at Y1e. I figure this is his last chance to hold that rank so they'll use his showing up in November to give it to him. Intai from Y1e is always nice. Good luck to you as well, I did not promote Kise as to me 0-5-10 is the same as 0-0-15... but as anyone can see from my GTB results: what do I know about Banzuke making 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 18, 2018 72 entries with a few hours left. OK, I guess.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kotononami 86 Posted December 18, 2018 sumodb entry form is down at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shinrei 47 Posted December 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Kotononami said: sumodb entry form is down at the moment. At this writing, it appears the page loads OK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,145 Posted December 18, 2018 79 I think. Next week the results come may.They. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites