Manekineko 200 Posted October 16, 2002 Do you lack some surrealism in your life? Then here you go: Gyoji is a glass bead that disposes of kitchen waste and is voice-activated. Kokugikan is a lightbulb! It keeps drinks cold! Takanohana is a human clone that's voice-activated! Ooo, this last one's good! See what your favourite rikishi would be if they were a surrealist product advertisement! Visit: The Prior-Art-O-Matic! Kaio is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork. Kotonishiki is a pair of sunglasses that purifies water and talks. Oh, lookie, I'm a football too: Manekineko is like a normal football, but it can bring down an elephant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
furanohana 3 Posted October 17, 2002 Asashoryu is a webcam that produce hot tea or coffee. That's a piece of news !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kotoseiya Yuichi 3 Posted October 17, 2002 Kotoseiya is a button-badge that's programmed against harming humans, detects explosives and detects background radiation. I'm happy to be of help to mankind. (Blush...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoshifransu 0 Posted October 18, 2002 Well, spice up your life (as said the Spice Girls) ... with Sumo ! Who had never dreamed of his own big banner with his name streaming in front of his house or at work ? Try to think you're on track to fight ... when you throw some salt ... in the water to boil your food ... Try to force your boss to pay you with an envelope he has to give to you each month (wearing like a gyoji if possible), and you receive it, crouching and blessing the monthly money ! Change your hair-do and ask your barber to make an oichomage, if he refuses, don't pay him ! Force everybody who call your name to shout your shikona, else you refuse to talk to them ! Well, other ideas ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenjimoto 40 Posted October 18, 2002 "Zenjimoto is a sandwich-toaster that cuts through stone as if it were butter!" Hmmm... not bad as a shikona then, hm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokimori 0 Posted October 18, 2002 Tokimori is a burger carton that catches small fish, can read warchalking symbols and weighs less than a packet of cigarettes. Less than a paccket of cigarettes??? Â (Going nuts...) Â No sumo for me then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoshifransu 0 Posted October 19, 2002 Hoshifransu is an old Vynil which cracks a lot and which is a compilation of the best songs of Konishiki ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikitsune Makoto 209 Posted October 19, 2002 Kaikitsune is an empty beer bottle which has metamorphotic ablities to transform into clay crum and sing Christmas-songs to Mongolian DNA-molecules on Kyokutenho's left heel cells during honbasho in Kokugikan when contact is made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanogawa 79 Posted October 24, 2002 Amanogawa is a winter decoration who works during summertime as a safty inspectioner in nuclear power plant in Hokkaido, Northern Island of Japan, and draws little pictures of owls playing hockey with owl-hockey sticks in a hayfield when nuclear reactors don't need inspection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kintamayama 45,093 Posted October 25, 2002 Kintamayama is a miniscular yak who looks at mirrors from the back, only to find Gideon's Bible. In retrospect, though, nothing he does appears. And vice versa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
